Bill Batter is the Sense Gnome of Sight. He has oversized eyes, which allow him to see better than others. Alexander fools him by pouring Invisible Ink on himself so that Bill Batter can't see him.
- "Of all the senses, eyes are best! A man, I say, and hang the rest!"
- "My eyes cannot distracted be. A man I see, and so say me."
- "By all that's beauteous, fair and sightly! Four morons do I sleep with nightly! There's nothing there at all, I say! Enough of this! Let's now away!"