Count Cranky is a man buried in the Ooga Booga Cemetery.
Count Cranky, a nasty old goat, slipped and got himself drowned in the moat. His family cheered, his squire disappeared and even his dog seemed to gloat.
It appears he ruled from a castle surrounded by a moat, and was probably murdered by his squire. His family was not sad to lose him, as was his dog.